can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
