Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
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Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
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Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
You don't make any sense
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