Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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