): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
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