fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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