My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
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Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
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Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
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