so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
