No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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