i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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