i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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