Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
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I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
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Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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