What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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