some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
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Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
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It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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