i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I smell like Dick and happiness
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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