I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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