Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
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I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
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How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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