And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
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