Just mADE A PArabola og urine
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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