fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
