So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
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Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
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I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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