So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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