Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
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We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
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She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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