so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Randomize
