Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
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