So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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