Where is the hickey?
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
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I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
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You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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