Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
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Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
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No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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