my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Randomize