doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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