You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
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You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
My breasts were aching with rage.
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Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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