yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
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She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
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She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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