shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
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Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
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SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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