this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Randomize
