So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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