So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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