Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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