Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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