She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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