If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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