is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
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so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
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he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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