you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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