I'm really into asian looking animals
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
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Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
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My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
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