Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
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so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
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she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I will pee on everything he values.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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