Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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