You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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