I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
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Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
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i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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