My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
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the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
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He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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