Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
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my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
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That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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