Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
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I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
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may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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