3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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