gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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