it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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