The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
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I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
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We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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