Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
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He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
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She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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