goodnight i made you a song goodbye
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
