I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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