You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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