She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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