i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
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idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
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I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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